You would figure by now that people know not to attempt to make a movie based on a game, but sure enough wherever there is a quick buck to be had, then it’s time to sell out.  In this case the sellouts name is Andrew Hussie.  I’m sure you’ve probably played some of his other games, like Bard Quest, or Jail Break.  What you may not have known is that he has wrapped up production of a feature length movie entitled Problem Sleuth , and honestly, watching the movie you would have no idea that it was based off the original games.  Do you remember when Street Fighter the Movie tried to include every single character from all the games, only to end up making you not care about any of them?  Problem Sleuth doesn’t even go that far.  The original characters are hardly even cameos.  But it only gets worse from there.

I'm pretty sure the command was talking about firearms. Not actual arms. As in the firearm on your desk.

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Stupidity in the 4th movie of the Fast Furious? No way Moviestupidity!  

Yes way reader.  Yes way.

I was approached by a friend to see the midnight showing of this movie yesterday.  He knew I was not a fan, but asked me to come anyway, so I thought that in itself was a good enough reason to show up.  That and being able to write about it later.  My typing fingers practically itched as the ticket taker ripped the stub.  There I sat with my comrades in a sea of people who would actively want to get the earliest glimpse of this masterpiece.  I believe this would be the first time a theater shut off the air conditioning to a screening on account of the number of wife beaters worn through the crowd.  Upon exiting we waited around, for the parking lot to clear, and watch every single god damn movie goer revving their engines and flying out of the parking lot at breakneck speeds.  They were the fast and the furious!  Even the guys in the dropped Kia Sephia.

But this is movie stupidity so lets talk movie.  And lets not talk about the awesome dialogue, fantastic acting, or my ability to lie to you.  Lets just talk brass tacks bullshit that is Fast and Furious 4.

Vinnie D Breaking it down. Furiously!

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