Quarantine is a zombie flavored shaky cam horror film that apparently exists in a world where no one has ever seen a zombie film. Now I understand that your first conclusion when put into a situation such as this, is to not assume “Oh shit, they’re zombies!” but given a certain number of highly obvious signs, wouldn’t it be safe to treat the situation as such?

I don’t do this often but I highly recommend you all pick up The Zombie Survival Guide. While it isn’t required reading, it basically does a better job than I probably ever could about railing on the stupidity inherent with zombie movies.

But honestly, you don’t even have to be a zombie expert to survive these kinds of situations.   Just do what makes sense.

Old Zombies - Dentures = Worst Hickey Ever!

(Seriously though a grandma with rabies should have just as much biting capacity as a grandma without.  Considering as how mine can’t break the skin of a ripe tomato with her choppers, I’d say the blood gushing effects of these rabies grannies are a bit far reaching. 

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