I’m not going to lie to you people, this is going to be difficult. I’m not saying it’s difficult to find stupidity in Transformers 2, believe me there is. What will be difficult to express is that this movie is completely stupid regardless of the fact that it’s about alien robots that turn into cars.

Megatron always ends up laughing first. He sucks at this game!

When we were younger, we grew up believing in this. It filled our minds on the weekends and stayed in our hearts throughout the week. But as time goes on and our minds demand more reason, the experience for most begins to fade. Still you have people out there who will try to apply scientific reasoning, which is just ridiculous. Books and websites are full explanative histories of each event and facet all trying to make sense of something that unfortunately by its very nature is a silly fantasy. But enough about Intelligent Design, let’s talk robots!

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